Non-Disney Dinner

There are also ample reasons to be thankful life is not really a cartoon or akin to the Disney version of fairy tales as you gather for dinner.

 

These include:

1. No birds put their germ-ridden feet on your pie in order to make the indentations in your delicious crust.

2. You do not have to eat the same piece of food from opposite ends with someone else in order to show you care.

3. No one will put out their cigarettes in your dessert. (Hopefully.)

4. The kitchen appliances and utensils will not complain about what you did or did not eat.

5. The cooks will remember to properly bake their dishes before applying toppings or decorative touches.

6. The seafood will not wander off your plate.

7. No one will serve you food by launching if off their elbow.

8. There will be no grubs.

9. Your dishes will not be the hiding spot of choice for mice.

10. The condiments will be slathered onto food instead of pocket watches.

 

(Seven points for every Disney reference you know.  Fifteen points for any new Disney thanks you have to give.)

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. turtlephoenix
    Dec 06, 2012 @ 19:23:49

    1. Snow White
    2. Lady and the Tramp
    3. 101 Dalmations
    4. Beauty and the Beast
    5. Sleeping Beauty
    6. The Little Mermaid
    7. Okay, you’re going to have to tell me this one, so I can slap myself on the forehead.
    8. The Lion King
    9. Alice in Wonderland

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  2. turtlephoenix
    Dec 06, 2012 @ 19:25:09

    Wait, sorry, number 10 is Alice in Wonderland, and number 9 is Cinderella. Didn’t see it there!

    Reply

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