Vacation duck

A limerick from my vacation!:

I went to the beach before food

Where I’m afraid I was terribly rude

To a duck named Quimby.

Then I let him be

Since he quacked he was not in the mood.

*anecdote is true

**duck name provided by me

***duck name approved by turtlephoenix.wordpress.com

****we take no responsibility for any misinterpretation of proper duck names, poultry quacks, or bird moods.

Complaints in Limericks

Apparently, today is National Limerick Day.  Hence, I shall memorialize it accurately:

 

There once was an internet problem/

that really was rather a golem/

It drove me CRAZY/

And now I’m all hazy/

Can anyone spare me some REM?

 

Is my semester really all done?

Somehow today still wasn’t fun/

Should be hurray!/

No finals in play!/

Sometime it should hit me I’ve won…