A limerick from my vacation!:
I went to the beach before food
Where I’m afraid I was terribly rude
To a duck named Quimby.
Then I let him be
Since he quacked he was not in the mood.
*anecdote is true
**duck name provided by me
***duck name approved by turtlephoenix.wordpress.com
****we take no responsibility for any misinterpretation of proper duck names, poultry quacks, or bird moods.